If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead
what do coral even get stressed about
guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.
|Interviewer:||If you guys could turn your interviews around and ask your fans one question, what would it be?|
|Jack:||Why do you like us?|
|Rian:||Why don't you like us?|
|Interviewer:||Well, they're already your fans, so.|
|Zack:||I'd just ask why.|
|Alex:||Why do you write homosexual homoerotic fanfictions about Jack and I?|
If someone wants a romantic relationship with little or no sex, let them.
If someone wants a sexual relationship with no romance, let them.
And if someone wants a completely platonic relationship with no romance or sex, FUCKING LET THEM.
Destroy the idea that a relationship must have sex and/or romance to be “real”.
And destroy the idea that platonic relationships are somehow “worth less”.
all time low is less of a band and more of a weird homosexaul love triangle like zack has a crush on jack like he’s always touching his hair or just doing generally weird stuff to jack and then jack obvs has a crush raging crush on alex and then rian’s just in the corner like
You crave the deepest connections with others, but you don’t trust to let anyone in.